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Joke thread

Post by Fridolf » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:40 am

I think we've had a joke thread before, but I can't seem to find it. So I'm starting a new one.

Here goes:

A pirate walked into a bar. He had a very large ship's steering wheel attached to his belt buckle, which might have seemed a bit odd. Still, it was a crowded place with quite a bit of heavy endulging going on, so he trodded on unnoticed to the bartender.
The bartender, being the only sober man in the building, of course noticed the stranger with his cumbersom attachment to his lower regions.
The pirate bought a bottle of rum and started to drink.
Finally, the bartender just couldn't resist his curiosity and asked the man:
- Hey, do you know that you have a steering wheel attached to your belt buckle?
To which the pirate answered in a jostle tone:
- Aye! It's driving me nuts!
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Post by Kizzie Kat » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:57 pm

Haha, that's really good :lol: !!

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Post by admin » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:08 am

LOL @ Fridolf :P


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Post by Fridolf » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:27 pm

:lol: I hadn't heard that one before.

Why won't shrimp share?
-They're a little shellfish.
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Post by Valbeasixties » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:09 pm

Oh, that's really sweet!

This is not a joke, just a coment that was made yesterday in my class of 7/8 year olds while they were doing handwriting practice and copying words from the board.

Nicky: What's a 'hem'?

James: That's how you write it when someone is trying to clear their throat.

P.S. No-one did know what a hem was, so we all went on to examine our skirts and trousers after I had explained.

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Post by Fridolf » Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:07 am

Aww. Cute. :)

What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage.
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